Its Wednesday and if you’ve had a week like mine, you probably need a laugh. For starters I suggest you check out Michael Bane’s latest blog which is his satirical application to be an editor at NRA’s American Rifleman magazine. Funny for sure but it left me wondering, do I really write like that? I didn’t know it was possible to express nostalgia and ballistic bull crap all at the same time.
But before you head over to Michael’s blog, check out this funny I found on Facebook. No, really, this is not something that happened to me.
Husband comes home drunk on St. Patricks Day and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor. Wife picks him up and cleans everything.
Next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him. He prays that they should not have a fight. He finds a note near the table and it reads,
“Honey, your favourite breakfast is ready on the table, I had to leave early to buy groceries but I‘ll come running back to you, my love.”
Surprised, he asks his son,”What happened last night?”
Son says, “When mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt you were dead drunk and you said, Hey Lady leave me alone I’m married.”
Since nobody’s commenting., great joke and yes you do write like that but this is a good thing and pretty cool to be parodied I think.